December 2011
youreafuckingwh0re:
The shit i get up to humours me.
Manga: Love is possible for you. You'll also snag the hottest person ever~
Anime: You will have great and amazing adventures with some friends, and save the world!
Dreams: You can be anything you want. Even a unicorn.
Life: HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
“My wish right now is for me to die. I am nothing in the world compared to...”
– Fight Club (via this0nesakilluh)
